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[Or is he.

Either way he's definitely a dirty cheater because that hurts?! WHAT THE HECK KASHUU... it's a good thing he practices with Yato, who is also a dirty cheater, or else that might've actually winded him.

As it is, he at least cuts back on the barnacling, but he doesn't let go of Kashuu's arm, either.]

No way, you're totally overreacting! [Says Yamato, the champion of overreacting...] It's obviously broken, just smash it or something. [Case in point.]

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[i can't believe kashuu was saitou all along...

i also can't believe yato actually helped prepare yamato for the day kashuu went ballistic and actually kicked him.]

I'm not gonna break my phone! Just let me go so I can fix it, you id—

[Is that the sound of all the power booming into nonexistence at once, leaving them in pitch blackness?

It sure is.]

[Yato is a blessing in a sweatily-wrapped disguise...?!

But this ridiculous grabby hands competition is indeed abruptly halted--Yamato freezes, blinking away the spots in front of his eyes.]

Kiyomitsu? [He knows Kashuu's there, obviously, since he hasn't let go, but his grip slackens as he shuffles closer, worry evident in his voice. An outage...] Did we ever get a flashlight?

[NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY...

That said, the sudden outage is also enough for Kashuu to temporarily forget the grabby hands competition, and he even shuffles a bit closer in return. It's not that he's afraid of the dark, exactly - just that small and poorly lit spaces make him feel a little anxious, somehow.]

Ugh... I don't think so? [Because he always uses the flashlight app BUT EVEN HIS PHONE IS OUT NOW. A blessing but also a curse, damn.] We still have some candles, right?

[Two dinguses, both alike in being not quite afraid of the dark, but also really uncomfortable. But hey, at least Kashuu's phone isn't possessed anymore.]

Yeah, but they're in the kitchen. [Can they make it there from his room without banging their shins and toes all over the place?! A thrilling adventure, led by Kashuu apparently, as Yamato nudges him forward.] Careful.

Why me first?!

[HE HATES THIS!!

But he'll also start to hesitantly step forward, shaking his arms away from Yamato so he can pat at the walls and surrounding furniture as he goes.]

Ugh... This place is so small, it shouldn't take more than five seconds to get there even in the dark.

Because you were going that way anyway! [It's true, Kashuu, you did try to flee...

But at least Yamato doesn't intentionally try to make this worse. He lets go of Kashuu's arm but latches onto the back of his shirt, shuffling along behind him. He doesn't even try to steer Kashuu around, like he might've in other circumstances. Look how good he's being, Kashuu, clearly you should want to sit down and chat about your Feelings now?

More importantly:]

What kind of a power outage affects cell phones? [SUSPICIOUS.]

[WHEN DOES KASHUU EVER WANT TO CHAT ABOUT HIS FEELINGS. He'd rather run into a wall first, which is an apt measure of comparison since he does indeed clip his shoulder on at least one on the way to the kitchen.]

Ow—

[who the fuck put this wall here]

Ugh... I don't know, don't ask me! Ask the power department or something!

[As if they'd know?! WELL, WHATEVER. He's not here to ask questions, he's just here to find candles and matches, which requires a lot of opening and closing drawers and patting around in the darkness.]

I think I found a lighter... When did we even get one?

[Excellent, see? Now that he got the running into walls part out of the way, there's nothing stopping him from opening up. Just you wait, Kashuu.

Right now, though, Yamato's just thinking that he'd be better off asking the cell phone company instead, but there's no way to do that right now anyway, so it's a moot point.]

I found the candles, they're over here. [There's one big fat one, and a handful of smaller ones; between all of them, they'll at least be able to see each other's faces.] Oh, that. I bought it a while back, to light the birthday candles for-- Ow!

[Aaaand we have our first stubbed toe, ladies and gentlemen.]

Ow ow ow ow I think I broke my toe... ow... [A baby.]

[He's only half paying attention as Yamato rambles on about birthdays and lighters, instead moving to pick up the candles too so he can start to arrange them safely on the counter and light them.

Which is, of course, interrupted halfway through because Yamato Yamatos.]

Don't be so dramatic. You just stubbed it, didn't you?

[WHY IS HE SUCH A BABY. Throws himself headfirst into brawls like it ain't no thing and then whines about papercuts or stubbed toes like it's the end of the world...]

Get over near the light so I can see it.

[And yet his dumb ass indulges him, anyway.]

But it really hurts... [Look, at least you're expecting it when you get punched in the gut in a fight?? Whereas rudeass table legs just come out of nowhere to attack the innocent and unsuspecting. Ugh, furniture.

But he hobbles over obediently, albeit whining softly the whole way. A TRUE BABY but look, Kashuu's encouraging this behavior, it's not his fault.

Apparently it doesn't hurt enough to complain for that long, though, since as soon as Kashuu's examining his poor toe, he sighs.]

I hope the power's not out too long. Our food's gonna go bad.

[UGH LOOK STOP he can't not encourage this behavior?! He may be totally aware of the fact that he's a spoiled brat, but he spoils Yamato more than he realizes...

But with the candles lit and secured, he'll go take a look at his stupid baby foot to make sure his toenails aren't hanging off or something. There's not even a scrape?! GOD.]

It's just red, it should be fine. Grab some ice now if you want some, 'cause we shouldn't open the doors again until the power comes back. [As if that'll make a huge difference in the longevity of the poor food inside...] Who knows how long this'll last.

[The moral of the story is that they're both giant babies and it's kind of a miracle they've survived this long.

He hmphs, though, hobbling over to the fridge to do just that. Luckily he'd made some janky ice packs out of ziploc bags back when they first moved in, so he doesn't have to rummage around too much. It doesn't even really hurt that much anymore, but still... HE STARTED THIS DRAMATICALLY AND HE'S GOTTA SEE IT THROUGH.

But once he's settled at the table, holding the ice pack to his foot, he says quietly:]

You're not a disappointment, Kiyomitsu. You know that, right?

[And there it is.]

[It's a literal miracle they've survived this long...

Anyway, he'll watch over Yamato's journey to the center of the freezer carefully, moving to sit across from him at the table once he's icing his foot. And naturally, THERE IT IS, and there Kashuu's expression goes, briefly flatlining before springing back to life in eye-rolling haughtiness.]

I don't need you telling me something I already know. It's probably just that stupid app being weird again.

[Whatever! Clearly it doesn't bother him!!]

[He can't see Kashuu's expression all that well in the candlelight, but he knows Kashuu well enough by now that he doesn't really have to. He stifles a sigh, ignoring the posturing and the dismissive tone as usual.]

You say that, but you always change the subject whenever I try to bring it up. ["so maybe you should stop bringing it up" except this is yams and that suggestion is absurd.] How would that app even do something like that in the first place? It's just a social media thing.

["YOU ALWAYS CHANGE THE SUBJECT WHENEVER I TRY TO BRING IT UP" says Yamato, as if he doesn't expect Kashuu to take the wide opening presented to him to do exactly that.]

It's been doing a lot of weird things lately, hasn't it? And d'you remember that dream you had a while back with the clip or whatever? A bunch of people who have the app have been having dreams like that. I think they're calling 'em hallucinomemories 'cause they're so realistic.

[Ugh, Kashuu, don't get into his superstitions... the one thing that'll actually distract him from needling at Kashuu!!]

If a stupid app is affecting our dreams then we have a much bigger problem on our hands than somebody trying to make you feel bad.

[HE KNOWS HOW TO PLAY THE GAME.]

If you didn't think we had a huge problem on our hands the second horses vanished right outta existence, I dunno what to tell you.

I didn't think that was connected to any of this!

[He still has his doubts, mostly because he has no clue about the actual capabilities of an app, but erasing the existence of an animal seems like too much of a reach.]

Isn't it more likely that it's something in the water?

Something in the water that's only affecting people who have that app?

[HE GETS IT. He too was skeptic for ages, especially when Dave mentioned nearly right after chocobos first became a Thing that the app was the common tie between people who remembered horses. But between that, the hallucinomemories, the general Sketchiness of Retrospec's headquarters, the returned items, the changes people are going through...

Well, he's putting his tin hat on. Remember him.]

[It's a shame these two would never stock up on the right supplies, because then they'd never have to leave and could sit around in their tin hats in peace.]

I just think it's too weird, an app causing all of this. It's not like we're putting on VR headsets or anything. [He's willing to concede a connection, but the app itself being the cause of all this? Nah.] Maybe that's a key part of it, but there's got to be something behind it, some source for... whatever's going on.

[On the plus side, at least they remembered that candles are important.]

Like the company? That's what I'm saying. Even if it's not the actual app, it's definitely the people who made it. ...Or at least I'm pretty sure. I mean, it's way too much of a coincidence for all these things to only be happening to us, yeah?

[With a little huff, he reaches across the table while he's talking to fix Yamato's bangs. It's an idle gesture, but also one he usually saves for when he's agitated or anxious.]

[Yeah, probably because they all smell like ~*~ocean breeze~*~ and ~*~fairy breath~*~ for Kashuu's #aesthetic.

It's been a long time since Kashuu was upset enough to fall into this habit, and that, more than anything, is what finally elicits serious concern. All of this is so terribly absurd that even Yasusada "I won't live in apartment 409 unless you get a priest in here to purify it" Yamato wants to brush it off, but if it's upsetting Kashuu this much, then maybe it's time to take it seriously.

He scoots closer automatically; first to make it easier for Kashuu to reach him, but then to slump against his side with a sigh. Something about this still feels... off, somehow, but Yamato's always been very good at simply denying things he doesn't like, so it could very well be the consideration itself that's throwing him off. Either way, he doesn't like it; he's never been quite as tactile as Kashuu, but he's also never respected Kashuu's personal space, either.]

If it is just us... what could we even do about it? All I can think of is that I want to break your phone. [Of course that's all he can think of. YAMS PLS... but look, it was being mean? So it's gotta go. BYE RUDEASS PHONE.]

[LEAVE HIS AESTHETIC ALONE?! So what if he needs 100 different candles with increasingly bizarre names, at least their apartment smells bomb okay.

Anyway, Kashuu's usually pretty good at brushing things under the rug too, but reacting to Sudden Surprises is something he's less apt at coping with in the immediate aftermath. Maybe that's why Retrospec comes after his ass first with like 3 regains in one night... For now, though, he feels a little better already because - being the tactile person he is - this is a comfort when things are starting to shift and change in an unpleasant way around them. It's easier to brush them aside when he feels like he isn't alone.

He also rudely tugs at Yamato's bangs, but then reaches up to pat his head and ruffle his hair a little. A silent way of saying thanks, of showing that he feels a little better.]

No idea, but you're not breaking my phone. I still need that.

[EVEN IF IT IS BEING MEAN.]

[NEVER

They're useful right now, though, so he gets a pass this time. Yamato chomps halfheartedly at his hand, but then rests his head on Kashuu's shoulder, totally negating the non-threat.]

...I don't like it though. [Chocohorses, identity stealing apps, magnetic necklaces... yeah, they're all weird and kind of scary. But this, whoever or whatever programmed that "feature", it's way too personal. And that's unacceptable. Yamato's a lot of things, but nobody could ever say he doesn't care about his loved ones.]

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