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okitactless) wrote2017-01-25 07:26 pm
okitactless) wrote2017-01-25 07:26 pmIC inbox; recolle
Yasusada
I'd rather be doing kendo
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okitactless) wrote2017-01-25 07:26 pm
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[AND NOPE he's not giving it up just yet, so he rolls across the floor to dodge, continuing to peer at it.]
It's okay if you do, you know, you really don't have to be embarrassed. [Says Yamato, the walking embarrassment]
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As if I'd wear something like that! It'd get gross and sticky and— I'm not talking about this with you, just give it—! Or throw it away, I don't care - stop waving it around!!
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Are you sure? You never know unless you try it-- [Okay, now it's obvious he's just being a genuine shithead and trying not to laugh... he does as Kashuu asks, though, and tosses the stupid thing at him. If it lands on Kashuu's head he's taking no responsibility.]
Who is it from, though? I mean, I know you said you got a lot of sweets, but I didn't think you'd accept that kind of gift in public...
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Anyway, it doesn't land on his head but he does scream and smack it out of the air reflexively. Several of the candy beads break when it whacks into the ground... Rip, g-string, you never had a chance to live.]
Look what you did!
[Everything is always Yamato's fault, gosh. ALWAYS.]
Ugh... I don't know! What box or bag was it in? It couldn't have just been sitting there like that, there's no way I would have missed it if it was unwrapped.
[He thinks?! God, he hopes some rando didn't hand him that box in public and he just grabbed it without looking or something, what the heck.]
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But he raises an eyebrow at that.] Are you sure you want me looking through there again? [WHAT IF IT'S GOT A MATCHING PIECE or if there's a ~love~ note or something... regardless, he scoots across the floor back to the bag, because walking is for losers or something.] I think it was that bag, there. The purple one.
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[SURPRISINGLY TRUE or not surprising at all, considering the clean state he keeps things in at home whenever guests stop by...
He'll watch Yamato skunkle his way across the floor with a furrowed brow, either way, before bending down to sweep the candy into his palm so it doesn't get trampled into g-string candy dust.]
The purple one? That was from... ugh, I think one of the theater majors? I should've known it was that guy. [Apparently he has a history...
Either way, Yamato will see the edge of a paper sticking out of the bag if he checks and if he's a nosy shit and pulls it out, he'll find it's a 50% discount coupon to the nearest Lover's Package. Thanks, mystery man.]
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BUT A-SKUNKLIN HE GOES and now that he's found one embarrassing gem, of course he's going to be nosy and look for more... but fortunately for Kashuu's dignity, the rest is a pretty typical Valentine's haul. Yamato snags another one of the pink hearts, though, just because he can, as he peers into the Mystery Bag.]
50%? Wow, he must really like you. I hope you turned him down gently. [Yasusada Punkato is still alive and well, it seems.]
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[He'll just stress the answer that they both know...
GOD, THOUGH. Now he's regretting letting this punk poke through his bag at all, but he's guessing (and is miraculously right) that there won't be any other unfortunate surprises in there. How bad can his luck be??]
50% what? [He only needs to get a glimpse at the logo before He Knows, though. The question is immediately followed with:] Ugh, I'm gonna break his nose before I break his heart.
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Aww, don't be mean. He bought you a gift and everything! [Says the guy who is actually under the impression this is a legit crush that just went way off the mark with Kashuu's interests, oops.] What are you going to give him for White Day?
[Yams nobody does White Day in recolle why are you a weeb]
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If he was gonna waste his money, he should have at least gotten me something I'd like. Or eat.
[ANYTHING BUT A CANDY G-STRING. What a waste, what a waste... Anyway, after collecting the candy pieces and the ruined g-string, he'll go dump them into the trash, wash his hands, and carry on with dinner prep. Time to put that mess behind him!]
Who even buys gifts for White Day here? That's not a thing.
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But since the bag isn't interesting anymore, Yamato's done with his skunklin' and, after taking the box with the pink hearts, he plops down on the couch and throws his feet over the arm of it. These are his too now apparently... he's not gonna touch the fancy gift box until later, because... JUST BECAUSE.]
So? We're Japanese, we can make it a thing! [He says, in Japanese, because he is indeed a shitpunk.]
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[He says now, but he's probably done the former for the sake of standing out in fashion more than once...
ANYWAY, over the sound of Chopping Things Up (and in English, because he refuses to play Yamato's punk games):]
No way. I never liked White Day, anyway.
[WHO'S SURPRISED BY THAT.]