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Yasusada

I'd rather be doing kendo

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[Kashuu, do you really wanna be a punk at the person in charge of your food... LEARN YOUR LESSON BEFORE HE SOAKS YOUR CURRY IN SALT.

But yes, Yamato's indeed finished with his... which he came up with in his head because he can't be bothered to waste paper on this nonsense.]

You first.

[sharplydressed]

[HE TRUSTS THAT YAMATO WILL ALWAYS FEED HIM WELL, OKAY...]

Okay, hang on.

[He didn't waste paper either, he just typed it out on his phone. NATURALLY. After dramatically clearing his throat:]

Janet, your eyes are blue.
Your fiance's an asshat.
You probably own a nice nail file, too.
I can respect that.

[nailed it.]

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[There's a long pause, which could be attributed to either Yamato focusing on stirring the curry a few more times before he turns off the oven, or Yamato trying not to laugh.]

That's pretty terrible. [HARSH.

But look, his isn't much better... STILL THOUGH he can at least pretend!! So after clearing his throat just as dramatically:]

The sky will once again be blue
because of you, because of you.
The sky is blue, the sky is blue,
because the ocean is blue too.
The sky is blue, the sky is blue,
when cows say "moo", it turns blue.
The sky will be blue because your eyes
are blue too.

[DOES THAT EVEN COUNT]

[sharplydressed]

[THEY'RE BOTH HARSH AT LEAST because Kashuu doesn't even bother trying not to laugh. He just busts his ass up like five lines in...]

Oh my god, that's like, fifty times worse than mine!

[At least his was more ode-like and didn't drag Jim, though?? BUT HEY the square only said it had to be nice to Janet, not to Jim.]

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[GOD!! Kashuu is lucky that Yamato has good balance, because aiming a kick at Kashuu's leg while simultaneously scooping rice and curry onto a plate takes MAD SKILLS.]

Shut up, it is not! At least it was longer than a haiku!

[sharplydressed]

Hey! Don't mess around!

[HIS FOOD?! Also his leg, but his food.]

Whatever. All I need to do to make that an ode is repeat it twice or something, it's fine!

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[HAVE ANOTHER KICK-- no, just kidding, but it's fine. THEY'RE FINE. It might not be artfully plated, but at least when Yamato brings their food over it's still, y'know. On the plate.]

I guess, if that counts. [He sighs, taking a minute to dig his phone out of his pocket while he shuffles over to get out utensils.] Well, it could be worse, I guess. They could've made all the square about Jim.

[sharplydressed]

Jim probably wanted all of the squares to be about Jim.

[He doesn't like Maurice either, but he's also assuming Maurice is the only reason the entire bingo isn't Jim-centric...

Either way, he'll set his phone aside to reach for his food. FOOD.]

Thank yooou.

[He has manners, at least...]