sw...ords...?

[okitactless]

I hate this

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[givethemhell]

Ah, I didn't know you were also a sword!

[STOP REJECTING HIM YOU CAN'T BOOT HIM FROM CHAT NOW.]

[coastal]

If I'm not allowed to make the joke then you definitely aren't.

[LILI EARNED HER FAUX SWORD RIGHTS]

[givethemhell]

[But did she earn her place in the John Lennon hall of fame]

Hm... Not sure what you mean about jokes, friend!

[coastal]

First: we aren't friends.

Second: this isn't funny. Apologize to Yasusada.

[givethemhell]

[(lili voice) YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND, PAL.]

Hm? But all I said is that I'm Higekiri, which I am. We have the same names! More than one - and we share the rest.

[coastal]

I don't know what you're referring to and I don't want to -

But he thinks you're one of his comrades from home. Correct him and apologize.

[okitactless]

Are we comrades...?

[HE'S SPOKEN TO THEM MAYBE ONCE EVER]

[coastal]

If you didn't think he was one of your comrades, why did you bring him here.

[okitactless]

Eh, but you're here...

[this is why he's okiTACTLESS]

[coastal]

Are you telling me that everything I tell all three of you is just something you're going to tell him anyway?

[a beat]

Not that I really care, considering he's working with Dick anyway.

[okitactless]

Not before, because he wasn't Higekiri, but now he is.

[...]

Wait, who's Dick?

[yams please]

[coastal]

... I really don't think he's Higekiri, or your comrade.

I feel like we should clear that up first before you get more confused?

[okitactless]

Then how come he got all the questions right?

[yeah dana

how come]

[coastal]

It sounds like he and this Higekiri guy were good, stupid friends who probably learned about each other. He was probably just repeating things that he heard from Higekiri since they were both on the [sex] demon boat together.

[yams

your critical thinking skills]

[givethemhell]

[YAMS YOUR CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS....

Anyway Tonbokiri is right and Lili is also right. He reaches out with a huff of a laugh to pat the pompom's fluffy little head.]

It's true that my name is Higekiri and that Higekiri is Wei Wuxian and that we're all brothers together with the other two! [WHAT OTHER TWO.] But I'm not a sword, mm - I'm a cultivator, I handle spirits. I was dead once, though! [SPIRIT SQUAD.

Anyway, addressing the rest of these punks:]

I didn't mean to intrude on your meeting, haha. [YASUSADA DRAGGED HIM HERE.] Or to tease you, friend. You were too cute and it was hard to help myself!

[givethemhell]

[FUCKIN YASUSADA holy shit. There's a little squeak of laughter from him HE CAN'T HELP IT.]

We can be comrades now, it's fine.

[coastal]

[she glances at wwx

she glances at kara]

For some reason I don't know if that's going to work out how you'd like.

[givethemhell]

[what kind of ominous ass statement]

Hm, hm... For some reason, camaraderie rarely works out the way you'd expect!

[coastal]

I'd rather you not be purposefully obtuse with me.

[givethemhell]

Hah - alright, alright, give me a moment.

[HE'LL GO FIND YAMS AND SET HIM STRAIGHT.]

[coastal]

[just

grumbling to herself]

That took too long...

[okitactless]

I don't think Kiyomitsu will like your hair much, but okay.

[givethemhell]

[IS IT BECAUSE THERE'S SNACKS IN IT]

Why is it that so many of you have decided to take issue with my hair today, ah?

[okitactless]

Did you even brush it...?

[givethemhell]

[HM.......]

I don't have a comb or brush.